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Sick Leave   I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy', and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days .' I jumped down and walked out of the office. . .  When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '. . And where do you think you're going?!' (You're gonna love this . . . . ) She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'            

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