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Texting codes for seniors ...      Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting  there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:. ATD:  At The Doctor's BFF:  Best Friend Farted BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair   BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth   CBM:  Covered By Medicare   CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Centre DWI:  Driving While Incontinent FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was FYI:  Found Your Insulin GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA:  Got Heartburn Again   HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement   IMHO:  Is My Hearing Aid On?   LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out LOL:  Living On Lipitor LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner OMSG:  Oh My – Sorry, Gas.   ROTFL – ACGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can't Get Up SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL:  Talk To You Louder WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP:  Where's The Prunes? WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil WMDP:  Where's My Damn Phone? GGLKI:  Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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