Sunday, February 6, 2011

MisfitsCafe.com - Letters to a Pastor

 

  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Letters to a Pastor
 
**Dear Pastor, I know G-d loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.
 
**Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert, age 11, Anderson
 
**Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every Thursday, even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany
 
**Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Chrissy. Age 8, Chicago
 
**Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you had free donuts. Lorreen Age 9. Tacoma
 
**Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need G-d's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh
 
**Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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