"Did you hear that Linda got a great new job?" "Really? I wish I could
Do that. I'd like a change for the better." "Well, you can always do
What she did." "What's that?" "Don't wear panties to the interview."
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"So how often do you have sex with your wife?" "Oh, four or five times a
Week." "That's more often than I get it!" "Well, it should be.
After all, she's my wife."
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Did you hear about the diner who didn't believe in flying saucers until
He goosed a waitress!
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A sweet young thing of our acquaintance decided that she would rather be
A young man's slave than an old man's darling, because she couldn't
Stand the idea of old age creeping up on her.
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A young American was enjoying his first night in Rome, drinking
Cappuccino at a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.
"Hello," he said. " Do you understand English?" "Only a little," she
Answered. "How much?" he asked. "Fifty dollars," she replied.
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A New York fashion designer warns that if hemlines get any shorter,
Women won't dare sit down and men won't dare stand up.
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Why do Jewish girls have gold diaphragms? So they can tell their fathers
That their boyfriends are cumming into money!
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