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A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that used the name, Bubba. He went to court and changed his name. The judge asked, "What name do you want it changed to?"   He said, "Candy."   The judge replied, "Candy? "C-A-N-D-Y is that right?" "Yes that's right, your honor." said Bubba.   The judge put the name on the papers before him and said, legally, your name is now, Candy."   He rushed over to tell his girlfriend. He knocked on her door and heard "who's there?" He said, "It's me!"   She said, "Come on in Bubba, the doors unlocked." He said, "It's not Bubba."   She said, "Yes it is, I recognize your voice." He said, "It ain't Bubba no more cause I done legally changed it."   She asked, "What it is?" He said, "Guess."   She said, "Leroy?" He answered, "No." She said, "Johnny?"   He answered, "No." She said, "Hell, I give up, come on in."   He said, "Wait, I'll gives ya a hint. Ya holds it in ya hand and ya puts it in ya mouth."   She replied, "Oh!... Come on in, Dick."

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