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Gotta love us seniors

Who says senior citizens don't wear stylish clothes?   Hah!!                                                                                                                                                                                   During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine  whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"  "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,  a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."  "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket  because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.  Do you want a bed near the window?"    ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON  … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?  A short neurological test  1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests,  you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your  brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship  with Alzheimer.  Congratulations!  Oh. One more test....  Find the 44th USA President.  Well, congratulations, you're not color-blind either! SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!  HEARING AIDS  BAND AIDS  ROLAIDS  WALKING AIDS  MEDICAL AIDS  GOVERNMENT AIDS  MOST OF ALL,  MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS! Not forgetting HIV  (Hair is Vanishing)  Give me the grace to see a joke,  To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk. I'm only sending this to my 'old' friends.

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