Friday, March 4, 2011

MisfitsCafe.com - Statements at a Parent Teachers Meeting.

 

 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
THE TEACHER SAYS...

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information
From his classmates.

Really means: He was caught cheating on a test.

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.

Really means: The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five
Minutes.

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending
Fact with fiction.

Really means: He's definitely one of the biggest liars I have
Ever met.
 


4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating
That high expectations don't intimidate her.

Really means: The lazy thing hasn't done one assignment all term.

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye
Coordination.

Really means: The little creep stung me with a rubber band from
15 feet away.

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.

Really means: Your son needs to stop socializing and start working.

7. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful perso-
Nality.
 
 


Really means: She's so immature that we've run out of diapers.

8. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome.

Really means: A mouth that never stops yakking.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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