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Subject: Things you should know if you do not already BC       OH HELL!! Let's Offend Everybody!   Q: What's the Cuban National Anthem? A: Row, Row, Row Your Boat.   Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.   Q: What did the Chinese couple name Their tan, curly-haired baby? A.  Sum Ting Wong.   Q: What do you call it when an Italian Has one arm shorter than the other? A: A speech impediment.   Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A: Because they're not going to work in the future either.   Q: Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools Use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.   Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo And a northern zoo? A: The southern zoo has a description of the animal Along with a recipe.   Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady To say the 'F' word? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'   Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'   A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'   Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim Are already in the United States.     OH shut up ... Just pass it on!......

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