Friday, October 8, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Pearls Of Wisdom --

 


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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC


  


 




 
  
  

If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza,  Washington , DC


  


 


 
  
  

Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity. 

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO


  


 


 

  
  

No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill,  Chapel Hill , NC


  


 


 
  
  

At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry. 

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,  Tucson , AZ


  


 


 
  
  

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It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ


  


 


 
  
  

Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station,  Bozeman , MT


  


 


  
  

If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York , New York  .


  


 


  
  

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? 

Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives, 
Washington , DC


  


 


  
  

Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's,  Phoenix , AZ


  


 


  
   

You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA


  


 


  
  

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA


  


 

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it 

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX


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