Pot-Luck-Humor - Plane Crash in Tennessee

 

Plane Crash in Tennessee     A plane  crashed in the middle of rural Tennessee.     Panic stricken, the local sheriff's dept. Mobilized and descended on the farm in  force.     When they got  there, the disaster was clear.   The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left  smoldering in a tree line that bordered a  farm.     The sheriff and  his men entered the smoking mess but could find no  remains of anyone.   They spotted  a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.     They hurried over to the man's tractor.   "Hank," the sheriff  yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this  terrible accident happen?".       "Yep. Sure did." the  farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the  tractor's engine.     "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"         "Yep."   "Were there any  survivors?"     "Nope. They's all kilt straight out,"  the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself.  Took me most of the morning.."     "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.     "Well," the farmer  grumbled, restarting his tractor, "he kept a-saying he  wasn't... But you know how bad he  lies."

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