Pot-Luck-Humor - polish sausage

 

--- Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"   The guy (clearly offended) says,  "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?  Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'  If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"   With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot"*

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