Monday, November 29, 2010

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Magnanimous Hospitality ...
 [Words of wisdom by great people recorded at the bottom is worthy of notice.]
Once when visiting a very rich friend of mine, the maid approached and asked me...
 
1- Question : What would you like to have for a drink fruit juice, soda, tea, hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
 
2- Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or g
reen tea?
Answer :  Ceylon tea please
 
3- Question :  How would you like it?  Black or white?
Answer : White
 
4- Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk
5- Question : Powdered milk or fresh milk ?
Answer : Aah fresh .
 
6- Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer : Cow's milk please .

7- Question : Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm think I'll just take it black.
 
8- Question :  Would you like it with a sweetener sugar or honey or without ?
Answer :  With sugar
 
9- Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar ?
Answer : Cane sugar
 
10- Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer:  Oh ya forget about the tea just give me a glass of water instead .
 
11- Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer : Mineral water
 
12- Question : flavoured or non-flavoured?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst !!!
 
13- Question : How do you choose to die … Sir ???!!!
 

Count Leo Tolstoy:
"Vegetarianism serves as a criterion by which we know that the pursuit of moral perfection
on the part of humanity is genuine and sincere."
 
Leonardo Da Vinci: 
"The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men."
 
Socrates: 
"The highest realms of thought are impossible to reach without first attaining an understanding of compassion."
 
Albert Einstein: 
"Our task must be to free ourselves… by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
 
Mahatma Gandhi:
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
 
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