Monday, November 1, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - "Blonde"

 

       

 
      
 
   "Blonde" 
 
She was soooooooooooooo Blonde...
 
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
 
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on  it.
 
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
 
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
 
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day  care center.
 
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
 
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
 
...she  thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
 
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
 
...under "education" on her job application, she put
   "Hooked On Phonics."
 
...she tripped over a cordless  phone.
 
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
   Because  it said "concentrate."
 
...she told a friend to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
    And "DON'T WALK."
 
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
    Here," she put "Sagittarius."
 
...she asked for a price  check at the Dollar Store.
 
...she studied for a blood test.
 
...she  thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
 
...she sold the car  for gas money!
 
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus  twice
   Instead.
 
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that  said
   "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
 
...when she  heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
   Home, she moved.
 
...she  thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
 
...if she spoke her mind,  she'd be speechless.
 
...she thought that she could not use her AM radio  in the
   Evening.
 
...she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she  thought
   Stood for "Tits Goes In Front."
 




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