Re: MisfitsCafe.com - parrotdise?

 

funny....  that is when polly became turkey dinner

On Sun, Nov 28, 2010 at 4:24 PM, Joe Azbrujo <azbrujo@misfitscafe.biz> wrote:

 

 

Marie entered PETS-R-US and immediately spotted a large beautiful talkative parrot.   There was a Clearance tag on the pedestal. "Why is he on 'Clearance'?" she asked the pet store clerk.   The clerk looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you this bird used to live in a local house of prostitution and well - - at times he says some pretty vulgar stuff."   Marie considered the consequences, briefly, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.   She took the parrot home, placed him in her living room and waited for the talking to begin.   The parrot looked around the room, then at her, and said,     Marie was a bit shocked at the implication, but then she thought, "that's not so bad."   When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said,     The girls and Marie were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation.   Moments later, Marie's husband, Keith, came home from work.   The parrot took one brief look and shouted out,       Compilation Copyright © Wink Creations

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