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A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are talking about job Prospects.  "Well," says the priest, "there's a good Chance that I'll be the next bishop -- Maybe within the next couple of years." "Bishop!" marvels the Rabbi, "very nice.  And after that?" "Oh, I don't know, I suppose it's possible I could Become Archbishop... Given luck and God's blessing." "Very nice, very nice; and after Archbishop?" "Ha!  Well, you know, it's Cardinal after that, but it's Really very unlikely.   But in theory, I could become a Cardinal." "Lovely!" enthuses the Rabbi, "the scarlet would suit Your complexion.  So what's after Cardinal?" The priest smiles: "After Cardinal?  Well, it's Pope -- But I'm hardly likely to become... Hmmm, oh, I suppose it's Just possible.  If a Pole, why not an Englishman again?  Yes, I could just become Pope." "Splendid!  And after Pope?" The priest looks at him in surprise:  "After Pope?    There's nothing after Pope!  I mean, there's just God above the Pope -- I can't become God." "Why not?  One of our boys made it."

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