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Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one
day and said, "Harry, I have a great idea! I know how
we can win back Middle America in 2012 ."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that,

"asked Harry?"

"Well," Nancy responded, "we'll go down to a local

Wal-Mart, get some cheesy clothes and shoes like

most middle Americans wear and then 

we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador .
When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country
bar in Middle America , and we'll show them that we
really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and

respect for the hard working people living there."

A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite
Labrador at heel, they set off from Washington in a
westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the
place they were looking for. With dog in tow, they walked 

into the bar. They stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, "Aren't you

Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"

Nancy answered, "Yes we are, and what a lovely town

you have here. We were just passing through and Harry

suggested that we stop and take in some local color."

They then ordered a couple of cocktails from the bartender

and proceeded to drink them down, all the while chatting

up a storm with anyone who would listen.

All of a sudden, the bar room door opened and a grizzled

old farmer came in.. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted

its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and

walked out the door.

A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He

walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath,

scratched his head and then left the bar.

Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or

five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away

looking puzzled.

Eventually Nancy and Harry could stand it no longer

and called the bartender over.

"Tell me," said Nancy, "why did all those old farmers

come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some

sort of old custom?" 

"Good Lord no," said the bartender.. "It's just that
someone told them that there was a Labrador in this 
bar with two assholes!"

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