A Christmas Story
Once UPON A TIME.....
The dogs all met for Christmas
They came from near and far.
Some came by Greyhound bus whilst others came by car.
The purpose of their meeting: To fill the world with glee,
And put a brand new puppy under every Christmas tree.
But a special hall was rented, and the landlord did declare
He didn't want them running 'round just pooping everywhere.
So before inside that rented hall the dogs could even look,
They had to take their hineys off and hang them on a hook.
Then once inside the meeting - each mother, son and sire -
Some cat dressed in a dog suit began to holler ....
They all rushed out, that pack of dogs, they had no time to look
To see which type of hiney they grabbed off it's little hook.
They got their hineys all mixed up. It really made them sore
To have to wear a hiney they'd never worn before.
Then, once the chaos ended, so did the dog's grand scheme.
And the kids who'd dreamed of puppies were left with just a dream.... 
It's also why you'll see a dog give up a juicy bone
To go and sniff a hiney to see if it's his own
Anonymous (adapted by Lee Charles Kelly)
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