Sunday, December 19, 2010

MisfitsCafe.com - Rotten Jokes!

 

Rotten Jokes!
 
What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynaecologist?
A Genealogist looks up your family tree,
And
A Gynaecologist looks up your family bush.

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.


Wonder why  women are so bad at parallel parking?

Men keep telling them that this:   |<---------------------------------->| is 8 inches.

Q: Why were lesbians created?

A: So feminists couldn't reproduce!

 Q. Why was Snow White kicked out of Disney Land?

A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and saying 'Lie you bastard, lie!'      
 
Q: What's grosser than gross?

A: When your girlfriend does a split and your best friends class ring falls out.
 
Q: Why is the 69 position is like driving in rush hour?

A. The ass-hole is always in front of you!
  


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