MisfitsCafe.com - Three Dogs and the Vet

THREE DOGS AT THE VET...  Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck  up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said >> " So why are you here ? "  The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the  sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night  when I  pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."  The black Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab.  "They reckon it'll calm me down."  The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?" The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and  trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.   But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."  " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired.  " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here? " I'm a humper,"  said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the  cat, a  pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.  I want to hump everything I  see."  Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to  dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."  The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,  " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"  The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "