Thursday, December 2, 2010

MisfitsCafe.com - True American

 


It is time to change from REDNECK
humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way
to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are ...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You still say " Christmas" instead of
"Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You treat Viet Nam Vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just
enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the
U S A ! Amen





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