Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling
very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What
is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was
feeling very lonely.
Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a
companion and it would be called a "woman". The voice
continued, saying, "This person will cook for you and wash
your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you
make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get
up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not
nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a
headache, and will freely give you love and compassion
whenever needed."
Adam thought that sounded great, so he asked "What would a
woman like this cost me?"
The voice answered, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought about that for a moment. He thought that would
be a pretty high price to pay, so he then asked, "What can I get
for just a rib?"
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