A New England Patriot Fan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a
Call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and
Orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife
has produced a typical Patriot baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Patriot Fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like I
Said, my boy's a typical Patriot baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW!". One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're
The father of that typical Patriot baby that weighed 25 pounds at
Birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What
Happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Patriot father takes a slow swig from his Sam Adams beer,
Wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
Says,
"...Had him circumcised!"
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