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At the Senior Citizens Center they had a  quiz the other day.  
I lost by one point. 
The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? 
 Apparently, the correct answer was Africa.

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One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
 It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

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I've heard that Apple has scrapped its plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that 
 iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

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My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's night. 
 The problem was she sucks at snooker & eight-ball.

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 A new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles 
 but at least they drive slowly past schools.

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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. 
The doctor asked, "Can you describe the 
symptoms to me?" 
"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard 
 and Marge is a skinny broad with big blue hair."

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A buddy of mine  just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" 
 He said, "Her brother's got a moustache."

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I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche 
and I mentioned it on Facebook.
I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" 
 Next thing I know, 4000 damn Muslims have added me as a friend!

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 Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, 
 you sick bastard."

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The FBI has discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives. 
 Apparently prophets are going through the roof!

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The Red Cross just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. 
 I said we would love to, but our garden  hose only reaches to the driveway.     

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