WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Do you think this would get the attention of your neighbors? Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked
And if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house
Completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate
Their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorists or terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America!!
P.S. If you don't send this to at least one person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward
And are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
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