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A young Scotsman was all set up for his very first sexual encounter, but his girlfriend says, "Sorry Jock, not without a condom." Young Jock searched the town high and low, but being a Sunday, every place was closed.   Walking around, he eventually met Old Angus, a very good friend of his father. Young Jock explained his problem.   Old Angus said, "Don't worry son, I can help you out."    Young Jock took off and The night was beyond his wildest expectations.   A week later, he met Old Angus in the street and told him about his experience. "It was wonderful, Angus.   Thanks to you, I had the best time I have ever had."    "Just glad I could help out son; now where's the condom?" asked Old Angus. Young Jock looked at him and replied, "I threw it away."       Old Angus, with a scowl on his face, said, "Ah, yer in trouble now laddie -- that condom belonged to the club!"

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