Pot-Luck-Humor - Ollie and Svenn

 

 

Ollie and Svenn. Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two buddies, Ollie and Svenn. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp. Ollie arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Ollie said, ' Vell, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over. ' The mortician rolled him over and Ollie said, 'Nope, ain ' t  Stanley.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Svenn in to confirm the identity of the body. Svenn looked at the body and said, ' Yup, he ' s pretty well burnt up.  Roll him over.. 'The mortician rolled him over and Svenn said, ' No, it ain ' t  Stanley   ' The mortician asked, ' How can you tell? ' Svenn said, ' Well,  Stanley  had two assholes. ''What? He had two assholes? ' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen ' em, but everybody used to say: 'There ' s  Stanley  with them two assholes. '

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