Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Constipation

 

   
 

 

 

  Constipation

 

 

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of
:

 

Barack Obama

 

Joe Biden

 

Harry Reid

 

Nancy Pelosi

 

Tim Geithner

 

Rahm Emmanuel

 

And Barney Frank!

 

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined

 

To be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice;

 

I'm just doing it as a public service.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 


 
 
 
 
 

  
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