Good morning all you twisted f...................olks.
I am out the door, again. Work. work, work. I thought people got paid for work?!
I must be thinking of something else. - Later.
A dangerous virus is being passed electronically, orally, and by hand, and has been for many years. Recent advances in science have finally lead to its identification:
This virus is called Wicked Overarching Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH OR COME NEAR IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take your friends to the nearest bar and consume any of the proven antidotes:
- Worm Incubating Neutralisation Elixier (WINE)
- Besieged Employee Entertainment Revitaliser (BEER)
In addition, any form of large-scale Bothersome Oppressive, Or Zealous Employer (BOOZE) elimination is known to work as well.
If possible, combine the above for increased rate of success. Also, take the antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
This message brought to you by the Ministry of Health, your local barman, and the joy of mass emails.
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world, and my religion is to do good." ~ Thomas Paine
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