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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Golf or church

-----> SKIPPING CHURCH
>
>
> Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
> exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
> So... He told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
> persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.
>
> As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed
> out of town to a golf course about forty mil es away. This way he
> knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.
> Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was
> in church!

>
> At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the LORD while looking
> down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him
> get away with this, are you?"

> The LORD sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton
> hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of
> it, rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!
> St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did
> you let him do that?" The LORD smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
>

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