Friday, October 15, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Signs

 




 
 
 
 



Sign over a Gyn�logist's office:



"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Podiatrist's office:



"Time wounds all heels."





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On a Septic Tank Truck:



Yesterday's Meals on Wheels





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On a Proctologist's door:



"To expedite your visit, please back in."





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On a Plumber's truck:



"We repair what your husband fixed."





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On another Plumber's truck:



" Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."





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On a Church's Bill board:



"7 days without God makes one weak."





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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :



"Invite us to your next blowout."





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At a Towing company:



"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."





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On an Electrician's truck:



"Let us remove your shorts."





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In a Nonsmoking Area:



"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."





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On a Maternity Room door:



"Push. Push. Push."





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At an Optometrist's Office:



"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the

right place."





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On a Taxidermist's window:



"We really know our stuff."





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On a Fence:



"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"





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At a Car Dealership:



"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."





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Outside a Muffler Shop:



"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."





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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:



"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"





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At the Electric Company:



"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.



However, if you don't, you will be."





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In a Restaurant window:



" Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."





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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:



"Drive carefully. We'll wait."





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At a Propane Filling Station:



"Thank heaven for little grills."





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And don't forget the sign at a



CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:



"Best place in town to take a leak."






Sign on the back of another

Septic Tank Truck:



"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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