Monday, October 4, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - The uniqueness of the English language...

 

 

 
"I hit him in the eye yesterday."
 
The Query: What is this word?
 
The Answer: The word is "ONLY".

The Message:
 
1. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday.
(No one else did.)
 
2. I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday.
(Did not slap him.)
 
3. I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday.
(I did not hit others.)
 
4. I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday.
(I did not hit outside the eye.)
 
5. I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday.
(Not other organs.)
 
6. I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday.
(He doesn't have another eye.)
 
7. I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday.
(Not today.)
 
8. I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY.
(Did not wait for today.)

 
 
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