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SCROLL DOWN                                            Contents Politically Incorrect ..... But oh how sweet!   IT PAYS TO  KNOW GERMAN     An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie das Wasser nicht.  Die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"   Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped in it!"   The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"   The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:   "Use two hands, you'll get more!"