Always wear your glasses
Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She
suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did
this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a parachute club. 
She said "are you nuts? You're almost 80 years old and you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to
a Prostitute Club,  not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a
week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. |
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