MisfitsCafe.com - Marriage

--- Date: Tuesday, January 18, 2011, 5:05 AM                Marriage  or Relationship With a Significant Other  ... If you want  someone who will eat whatever you put in front  of him and never say it's not quite as good as  his mother's then adopt a dog.   If you want someone always willing  to go out, at any hour, for as long and  wherever you want  ... then adopt a  dog If you want  someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't  care about football, and can sit next to you  as you watch romantic movies ..then adopt a  dog. If you want  someone who is content to get on your bed just  to warm your feet and whom you can push off  if he snores ...then  adopt a dog ! If you want  someone who never criticizes what you do,  doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or  thin, young or old, who acts as if every word  you say is especially worthy of listening to,  and loves you unconditionally, perpetually  .. ..then adopt a  dog. BUT, on the  other hand, if you want someone who will never  come when you call, ignores you totally when you  come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and  only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if  your entire existence is solely to ensure his  happiness ....           . .. . . ..then adopt a  cat! You thought I was gonna say...marry a man, didn't  you? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them! You... ....have  a  GREAT  Day!!!