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Puns for those with a slightly higher IQ...   Those who  jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine .. A man's home  is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the  same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use  condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or  death. A man needs a mistress just to break the  monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of  grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor  play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms  should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading  while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists  meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its  own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a  will? (It's a dead give away.) Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts.  In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken  crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay  your exorcist, You get repossessed With her  marriage, He got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You  feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local  Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every  calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted -  Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning  is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was  never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from  prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one  shopping centre, You've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread  recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are  subordinate clauses. Acupuncture  is a jab well done.

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*~* StumpySteve said ==> http://tinyurl.com/drgreger
(7 hour YouTube playlist of clinical nutrition videos)
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The Latest in Human Nutrition 2010 - Michael Greger MD
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How to Get Off Meds with Your Doctor's Help
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