Sunday, January 16, 2011

MisfitsCafe.com - Wal-mart Greeter Test

 

Wal-mart Greeter Test:
An office manager at Wal-Mart
was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a
job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
he found four people who were equally qualified.He
decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question.Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job. The day came and as the four sat
around the conference room table, the interviewer
asked,What is the fastest thing you know
of?"Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man
replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head.
There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just
there. A thought is the fastest thing I know
of.""That's very good!" replied the interviewer."And
now you sir?" he asked the second man."Hmm.! Let me
see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and you don't know
that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I
know of.""Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink
of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed."He
then turned to the third man who was contemplating his
reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of
the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When
you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the
light in the barn comes on in less than an
instant.Yep, TURNINGON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I
can think of."The interviewer was very impressed with
the third answer and thought he had found his man.
"It's hard to beat the speed of light," he
said.Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the
interviewer posed the same question.Old Bubba replied,
"After hearing the three previous answers, It's
obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA.""WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by
the response."Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You
see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran
for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants."Old
Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!



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