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Water or Coke?                            WATER   #1.    75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.            (Likely applies to half the world population)      #2.    In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak         that it is mistaken for hunger.      #3.    Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.     #4.    One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs             for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of             Washington study.      #5.    Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.     #6.    Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of           water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain          for up to 80% of sufferers.      #7.    A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term            memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on           the computer screen or on a printed page.      #8.    Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of           colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast          cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop          bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water          you should drink every day?       COKE     #1.    In many states the highway patrol carries             two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from            the highway after a car accident.       #2.    You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke             and it will be gone in two days.      #3.  To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the           toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,         then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes         stains from vitreous china.       #4.    To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:              Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds            Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.       #5.    To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour              a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble             away the corrosion.       #6.    To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola            to the rusted bolt for several minutes.       #7.    To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into             the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.            Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix            with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.       #8.    To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke            into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run            through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen            grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your            windshield.       FOR YOUR INFORMATION:     #1.    The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.             It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric             acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major             contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.     #2.   To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the            commercial trucks must use Hazardous Material Warning            Cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.     #3.   The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean            engines of the trucks for about 20 years!         NOW THE QUESTION IS: Would you like a glass of water ?  ..... OR COKE ?          OR BEER ?