Wednesday, March 2, 2011

MisfitsCafe.com - HEIGHTS!!!

 

HEIGHTS!!!
 
Height of Confusion:
Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
 
Height of Pain:
A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using his balls as brakes.
 
Height of Honesty:
A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one and a half ticket.
 
Height of Foolishness:
A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
 
Height of Revenge: 
A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.
 
Height of Noise:
Two skeletons making love on a hot tin roof.
 
Height of Itch:
A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
 
Height of Innocence:
A teenager girl applying Clearasil  to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
 
Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in prostitute's vagina.
 
Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
 
Height of Competition:
A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.
 
Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
 
Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.
 
Height of Disgust ion
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
 
Height of Technology:
Condom with zip
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Recent Activity:
* StumpySteve stopped all of his RX meds on Dec 21st and
all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168

The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4

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* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD

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(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
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