HEIGHTS!!! Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles. Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using his balls as brakes. Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one and a half ticket. Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door. Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory. Height of Noise: Two skeletons making love on a hot tin roof. Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls. Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking them as pimples. Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's vagina. Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest. Height of Competition: A guy peeing against Niagara Falls. Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays. Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw. Height of Disgust ion While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper. Height of Technology: Condom with zip |
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* StumpySteve stopped all of his RX meds on Dec 21st and
all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168
The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4
MISFITSCAFE.COM | PO BOX 4286 | DELTONA FL 32725-0286
* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD
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(='.'=) Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
http://StumpySteve.com/forums (repaired)
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all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168
The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4
MISFITSCAFE.COM | PO BOX 4286 | DELTONA FL 32725-0286
* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD
(\__/)
(='.'=) Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
http://StumpySteve.com/forums (repaired)
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