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Why I like retirement...     Those of  you who have not retired yet can see why we love  it!!! Question:  How many days in a week?  Answer:       6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday    Question:  When is  a retiree's bedtime?    Answer:      Three hours  after he falls asleep on the couch. Question:  How many retirees to change a light  bulb?    Answer:      Only one, but it might take all day.    Question:  What's the biggest  gripe of retirees?    Answer:      There is  not enough time to get everything done. Question:  Why don't retirees mind being called  Seniors?    Answer:      The term comes with a 10% percent  discount.    Question:  Among retirees what is considered formal attire?     Answer:      Tied  shoes.   Question:  Why do retirees count pennies?   Answer:      They are the only ones who have the time.   Question:  What is the common term for someone who continues to work and refuses to retire?   Answer:       NUTS! Question:  Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?    Answer:       They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.    Question:  What do retirees call a long lunch?    Answer:       Normal     Question:  What is the best way to describe  retirement?    Answer:       The never ending Coffee Break.   Question:  What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?    Answer:       If you cut classes, no one can call your parents. Question:  Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but  misses the people he used to work with?   Answer:       He is too polite to tell the whole truth.    Question:  What do you do all  week? Answer:       Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.   Share this one with all the retirees that you know.   I'm sure they can relate to  some of them!     AND, if you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.   Happiness is a voyage, not a destination. There is no better time to be happy than, NOW!

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