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Book Report -   Priceless!!!    Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!   His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.   Titanic:.....  Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3  hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read  Titanic:..  The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.    Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden  love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal , Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelery Clinton:. Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life. Titanic:....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica...ooh,let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:. Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

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