Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Easy To Understand Sex Education ... Adult content.

 

 
Easy To Understand Sex Education ...
Adult content.
 
Little Johnny asked his Mom the meaning of two words that some mean kids at school were using -
Pussy and Bitch.
Mom inhaled sharply,
But then said,  
"Oh, that's easy.
A pussy is a cat, like our little moonbeam. 
A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."

Johnny said,
"Thanks, Mom."

He then went outside and found his Dad in the garage.
Johnny said,
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What  words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch.
I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."

Dad said,
"Son, never ask your mother about these things.
Ask me instead.
Let me explain it like this."

He pulled a Playboy from
his workbench,
Turned to the centrefold, and drew a circle around the pubic area.
He then said to Johnny,  
"Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."

 
"Okay,  Dad. Then what's a bitch?"

Dad replied,
"Everything outside the circle."
 
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