ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH, TOO! There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1.. He called everyone brother 2.. He liked Gospel 3.. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.. He went into His Father's business 2.. He lived at home until he was 33 3.. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1.. He talked with His hands 2.. He had wine with His meals 3.. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1.. He never cut His hair 2.. He walked around barefoot all the time 3.. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1.. He was at peace with nature 2.. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.. He never got married. 2.. He was always telling stories. 3.. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1.. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2.. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3.. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Can I get an AMEN!! = | 
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