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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - GOTTA LOVE CALIFORNIA

California

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck,hillbilly,

And Texan jokes, somebody had to come up

With this, you know you're from California if ...

1. Your coworkers each have 8 body piercings and

None are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people

Carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair,

A nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember ... Is pot illegal ?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two

Mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your

Coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the

Difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8.  You can't remember ... Is pot illegal ?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10.  Gas costs $1.00 per gallon morethan anywhere else in the U.S.

11.  Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks

Wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like

George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember ... Is pot illegal ?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report

On every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and

The children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for

Work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related

Accidents.

17. HEY !!!! Is pot illegal ???

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics,

Personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license.

If you're here illegally, they want to

Give you one :)

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