Friday, October 1, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Bush vs Obama

 

 
 
  

Bush vs Obama

 

If George W. Bush had doubled the national debt, which had taken more

Than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within

10 years, would you have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had criticized a state law that he admitted he never

Even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head?

 

If George W. Bush joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the

United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration,

Would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on?

 

If George W. Bush had put 87000 workers out of work by arbitrarily

Placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have

One of the best safety records of any industry because one company had

An accident would you have agreed?

 

If George W. Bush had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium

That would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him?

 

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer

Installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have

Laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and

Is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

 

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take

Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock

By 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special

Olympics, would you have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and

Incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a

Thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing

Videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly

Narcissistic and tacky?

 

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia,

Would you have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the

Nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off

As a minor slip?

 

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with

People who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would

You have approved?

 

If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the

United States, would you have said that he is clueless.

 

If George W. Bush would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a

Five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking

Out his front door in Texas , would you have thought he was a self

Important, conceited, egotistical jerk.

 

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to

"Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was

The 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he

Tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

 

If George W. Bush had misspelled the word "advice" would you have

Hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoes as proof

Of what a dunce he is?

 

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a

Single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

 

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying

Low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown

Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether

They actually get what happened on 9-11?

 

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims

Throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than

In New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political

Issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

 

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report

Directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is

Happening in America , would you have approved.

 

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major

Corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so,

Would you have approved?

 

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant

And impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all

This in 15 months -- so you'll have two years and nine months to come

Up with an answer.

Every statement in this email is factual and directly attributable to

Barrack Hussein Obama. Every bumble is a matter of record and

Completely verifiable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




 

  
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