Thursday, September 30, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Best joke for 2010 so far;

 

  
  
 
 

Best joke for 2010, so far
 
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. 
  
 
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
 
     

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. 
 
 
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
 

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. 
 
 
 
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
 


Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
 
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When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call." 
 
 

  
 
 
 
 

 
The Problem with this joke is that it is so True. 

 

 


 
 
 
 


  
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