Pot-Luck-Humor - What's a schnauzer?

  
    
   
What's a schnauzer?  
  
    
   

My neighbor found out that her dog (a  Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The  vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both  ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell  the lady that, if she wanted to keep this  from recurring, she  should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in  the dog's ears once a month 
The lady went to the store and bought  some "Nair" hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told  her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant  for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my  arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't  shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on  my legs either.  If you must know, I'm using it on my  Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for  about a week."
   

   

 

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