A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that he
was afraid that his teenaged son had come down with V.D.
"He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, so it
has to be her."
"Don't worry too much," advised the doctor. "These things
happen."
"I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that I've
been sleeping with the maid also. I seem to have the same
symptoms."
"That's unfortunate."
"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife."
"Oh God," said the doc, "That means we all have it."
- - - - -
Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again,
I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.
I am coming to live with you."
- - - - -
Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery.
They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury.
They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded
themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.
They decided to hire a butler.
They found the perfect butler through an agency, very proper and
very British, and brought him back to their home.
The day after his arrival, he was instructed to set up the dining
table for four, as they were inviting the Cohens to lunch.
The couple then left the house to do some shopping.
When they returned, they found the table set for six.
Perplexed, they asked the butler why it was set for six when they
had expressly asked him to set it for four.
The butler replied:
"The Cohens telephoned and said they were bringing the Blintzes"
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4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JifeutrNCpg
Gary Null - How To Supercharge Your Immune System
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THE CAUSES, PREVENTION & TREATMENT OF ALL DEGENERATIVE DISEASES
... with Dr. Jacob Swilling - Alternative Cancer Therapies
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Big Bucks Big Pharma (Now, do you understand?)
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The Science & Politics of Cancer by G. Edward Griffin
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Mike Adams - Monopoly Medicine (Edward Griffin Interview)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=150012977198627882
Mike Adams Speaks About Disease & Nutrition
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1348612478126419529
The True Cost of Food - Organic food versus chemicals & GMOs
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7929268648728632575
* Controlling Our Food
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6262083407501596844
* Food From The Matrix
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Make Yourself Heart Attack Proof - Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn
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