Pot-Luck-Humor - Important Laws

 

Important Laws     1. The Law of Common Sense Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist. 2. The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. 3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. 4. Law of Physical Displacement Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant. 5. Legal Rights Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. 6. Law of Probable Dispersal Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 7. Law Pertaining to Divorce Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... Get a good lawyer and keep the house.

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