| Jokes & Quotes: Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you... It's only when you leave her a virgin. Tension: When wife is pregnant! Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! Horror: When both are pregnant! Tragedy: When you are not responsible for both! The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female. And You always wondered why the sea tasted salty? Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you? To see if you really mean it! Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, Because no matter how well you do it today, Tomorrow, you have to do it again. Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks And Then they want to kill the woman who does. Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex . Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in four years. The stock markets now are like an old man's dick? Just refusing to rise, And The irony is that everyone is still getting fucked! This week is: Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care! A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice! Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once? Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time. What is the difference between a chicken and a baby? Chicken is the result of a sitting hen While The baby is the result of a standing cock. If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get? Tit-Bits. And if it bursts in a man's underwear? Banana split. What's the diff between a bomb and a condom? In a bomb blast population decreases & If a condom blasts population increases. | ||
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==> Preventing & Reversing Cancer Naturally
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPsfJ4A-B_w
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buvOtWnxmcc
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyzOyYUpARA
4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JifeutrNCpg
Gary Null - How To Supercharge Your Immune System
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-568252164579596678
THE CAUSES, PREVENTION & TREATMENT OF ALL DEGENERATIVE DISEASES
... with Dr. Jacob Swilling - Alternative Cancer Therapies
1) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2045868341047522142
2) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7540000980707431377
3) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1511619456287037597
==> Do you want a Pharma-Burger ?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxiPvWYSe_g
Big Bucks Big Pharma (Now, do you understand?)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=739609197405993027
The Science & Politics of Cancer by G. Edward Griffin
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3957307988644640556
Mike Adams - Monopoly Medicine (Edward Griffin Interview)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=150012977198627882
Mike Adams Speaks About Disease & Nutrition
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1348612478126419529
The True Cost of Food - Organic food versus chemicals & GMOs
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7929268648728632575
* Controlling Our Food
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6262083407501596844
* Food From The Matrix
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4170168714960373154
Make Yourself Heart Attack Proof - Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5215695644951404318
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==> Preventing & Reversing Cancer Naturally
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPsfJ4A-B_w
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buvOtWnxmcc
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyzOyYUpARA
4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JifeutrNCpg
Gary Null - How To Supercharge Your Immune System
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-568252164579596678
THE CAUSES, PREVENTION & TREATMENT OF ALL DEGENERATIVE DISEASES
... with Dr. Jacob Swilling - Alternative Cancer Therapies
1) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2045868341047522142
2) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7540000980707431377
3) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1511619456287037597
==> Do you want a Pharma-Burger ?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxiPvWYSe_g
Big Bucks Big Pharma (Now, do you understand?)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=739609197405993027
The Science & Politics of Cancer by G. Edward Griffin
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3957307988644640556
Mike Adams - Monopoly Medicine (Edward Griffin Interview)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=150012977198627882
Mike Adams Speaks About Disease & Nutrition
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1348612478126419529
The True Cost of Food - Organic food versus chemicals & GMOs
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7929268648728632575
* Controlling Our Food
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6262083407501596844
* Food From The Matrix
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4170168714960373154
Make Yourself Heart Attack Proof - Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5215695644951404318
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