Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - At the Bar...........

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
A guy goes up to a woman in the bar & says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."
 
 
 
She says, "Oh, yeah? My husband will kick your ass."
 
He says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside-down, fill your pussy with beer, then guzzle it all down."
 
She says, "That's it! I'm gonna tell my husband and he's gonna kick your ass!"
 
She goes home and says to her husband, "A guy at the bar told me he was gonna make my nipples hard."
 
 
 
Husband gets really pissed off and starts walking towards the door.
 
She grabs him by the arm and says, "He also said he was gonna turn me upside-down, fill my pussy with beer, then guzzle it all down."
 
Her husband turns around and walks back to his chair.
 
 
 
She yells, "Aren't you gonna go kick his ass?"
 
He says, "Hell no! I ain't fucking with anybody who can drink that much beer!" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


  
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